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MORPHS: Here's What These Super Hero Stars Looked Like When They Were Younger
The appearances of the actors portraying iconic superheroes are locked into our minds, as they, themselves, became synonymous with the character. But what did they look like when they were just fresh faces, before they even had donned a cape?
Slide the pegs below to watch the heroic become younger.
Christian Bale
Robert Downey Junior
Hugh Jackman
Halle Berry
Chris Hemsworth
Mark Ruffalo
Chris Evans
Scarlett Johansson
Toby Maguire
Christopher Reeve
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5 Heroic Questions with Ian Edwards
Heroes Month continues into month two or three here at The Occasional. Joining us for an in-depth look at heroes is stand-up Ian Edwards.
Read MoreSex Advice From An Uncomfortable Guy Who's Afraid Of Sex And Blows It Every Time (Volume 4)
I've been provided a column to answer all of your, ah, your sex questions, which I'm really excited to do.
Read MoreAn Annotated Breakdown of Enrique Iglesias' "Hero"
In the spirit of Rap Genius, we bring you a thorough analysis of a classic.
CLICK ON THE HIGHLIGHTED LYRICS BELOW FOR ANNOTATION
"Hero" by Enrique Iglesias
VERSE 1
Would you dance
Would you run
Would you cry
Would you tremble
Would you laugh?
Now would you die
CHORUS
You can take my breath away.
VERSE 2
Or would you lie?
I don't care…
CHORUS
I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.
BRIDGE
Oh, I just want to hold you.
Am I in too deep?
Have I lost my mind?
Well, I don't care...
You're here tonight.
I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain, oh, yeah.
I will stand by you forever.
I can be your hero.
I can kiss away the pain.
And I will stand by you forever.
VERSE 1
Would you dance
If I asked you to dance?
Would you run
And never look back?
Would you cry
If you saw me crying?
And would you save my soul, tonight?
Would you tremble
If I touched your lips?
Would you laugh?
Oh please tell me this.
Now would you die
For the one you loved?
Hold me in your arms, tonight.
CHORUS
I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.
VERSE 2
Would you swear
That you'll always be mine?
Or would you lie?
Would you run and hide?
Am I in too deep?
Have I lost my mind?
I don't care…
You're here tonight.
CHORUS
I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.
BRIDGE
Oh, I just want to hold you.
I just want to hold you, oh, yeah.
Am I in too deep?
Have I lost my mind?
Well, I don't care...
You're here tonight.
I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain, oh, yeah.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.
I can be your hero.
I can kiss away the pain.
And I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.
You can take my breath away.
I can be your hero.
An Analysis of Wonder Woman’s Invisible Jet In ‘Batman V. Superman’
This weekend San Diego Comic Con debuted an exclusive first look at Wonder Woman’s Invisible Jet from the upcoming film. The Ocassional breaks it down.
Read MorePotential Daydreams For A Weak Teenage Boy
Weak teenagers spend much of their days in school daydreaming. Sometimes, however, one may find himself daydreaming the same scenarios over and over, and grown a little tired of it. Well, here are some new daydreams to get you through the rest of high school, college, and, let’s face it, life.
Read MoreThank You For Calling Time Warner, Your Call Is Very Important To Us And Also We’re Busy Saving The World
“Time Warner Cable, this is Erin speaking, please hold,” I say.
“Oh, I just wanted—”
“Please hold,” I say again, despite the woman’s exasperated tone. For the good of mankind, she’s going to have to wait.
Read MoreA Letter To Marvel Regarding My Recent Radioactive Spider Bite
Had a couple questions I was hoping you could help me with — mostly regarding Spiderman’s origin story. In both the comics and the films, I was lead to believe he was bit by a radioactive spider? Cause the thing is, um, so have I.
Read MoreThe Adventures of a Female Super Hero
When the fighting finally finished half the town lay in ruins, but she had won. Galaxis, Earthʼs greatest hero and guardian of humanity, staggered to her feet. Her blue cape was tattered, her silver polymer jumpsuit scorched with countless laser burns.
Read MoreBeing Superman Has Bored Me and I’d Like The Entire Justice League To Have Sex While I Watch
Being Superman has bored me and I’d like the entire Justice League to have sex while I watch. Oh, sorry. One more thing: You’re all going to have to wear a Superman suit. Not to worry; I had Batman’s weird old roommate get all your sizes.
Read MoreA Gentleman’s Guide To Becoming A Supervillain
When running your lucrative business, it is imperative to maintain certain societal standards. The same rules apply when running the world.
Read MoreWeapon X to Wolverine: Please Come Back To Finish Your Physical Therapy
Hello Mr. Wolverine. My name is Keith Lemay, I’m a physical therapist at the Weapon X program. Our records show that recently you violently escaped our compound after Dr. Stryker grafted adamantium to your skeleton, but that you did not complete your physical therapy.
Read MoreWomen Are the Real Heroes
Women can have babies, while all men can do is fire a few sperm into the vagina. Women house the place where a sperm penetrates an egg and creates a zygote — the beginnings of human life. Men have a penis and two balls that hold the ammo for the penis to squirt.
Read MoreI Think I Should Get More Credit for Killing Hitler
I think I should get more credit for killing Hitler. And I know you’re thinking: “Who’s Hitler? I’ve never heard of a guy named Hitler.” But the only reason you’re saying that is because I went back in time and killed him.
Read MoreCatching Up with 'Orange is the New Black' star Jermaine Fowler
We sent along some questions for Jermaine and he was nice enough to take a few minutes off from promoting the new season to send back some answers.
Read MoreTom Hanks Stories
My uncle Mort used to work at a drug store in Los Angeles. One day, in the middle of his shift, Tom Hanks walked in and bought a tube of toothpaste.
Read MoreNight Night with Ron Funches
Who says a talk show needs to be an hour? That’s way too long. We’ve got everything you need, in less than five minutes.
Read MoreAdam McKay Talks Improvising His Own Suicide and Other Early Career Stunts
The following is excerpted from Poking a Dead Frog: Conversations with Today's Top Comedy Writers by Mike Sacks.
W
ill Ferrell doesn’t mince words when describing Adam McKay, his longtime friend and comedy collaborator. “He’s kind of a dangerous individual,” Ferrell says. “He’s extremely funny; there’s no doubt about it. But he’s dangerous. I wouldn’t stay in a room with him, one on one, for any longer than I had to. There’s a criminal tendency there. We have a great working relationship because I don’t ask him much about his past. He just frightens me.” Ferrell is joking, obviously. But there was a time, years before McKay found Hollywood success directing and co-writing films such as Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) and The Other Guys (2010), when he might very well have been the most dangerous man in comedy.
In June of 1995, McKay was making history at Chicago’s legendary Second City, in a sketch revue called Piñata Full of Bees. It would prove to be one of the most seminal and groundbreaking productions in the theater’s history. Set apart by its aggressive approach to political and social satire, Piñata tackled such seemingly unfunny subjects as wealth corruption, racism, and the massacre of Native Americans. McKay is often given sole credit for masterminding its strong political point of view.
Is it true that in the mid-nineties, while you were in the Chicago improv scene, you publicly improvised your own suicide?
Yes, that happened. I had an actor’s photo, a horrible eight-by-ten glossy, that I inserted into a poster. And the poster read: “On such-and-such-a-date, Adam McKay, 26, will kill himself. This is not a joke.” I put up the poster everywhere, and on the assigned location and date, there was a huge turnout. I went to the roof of a five-story building and yelled down to the crowd. We had a CPR dummy dressed exactly as I was dressed, and we threw it off the roof. Someone else was playing the character of the Grim Reaper, and he collected the dummy and hauled it away. Meanwhile, I ran downstairs and “came to life,” and we all ended up back in the theater where we finished the show.
Good luck not getting arrested in New York with that stunt.
[Laughs] It was the type of thing you could only get away with in Chicago. Anywhere else, I’d have immediately been hauled away. But it was also the perfect time. Nowadays with the Internet, people would just go, “Oh, it’s performance art” or “It’s a flash mob” or whatever. But it wasn’t commonplace back then. There weren’t as many hidden camera shows. Nowadays, this stuff is so common, you can’t truly surprise people.
There was just this freedom. There was just a freedom to try to get away with whatever you felt you could get away with. Del Close encouraged that.
So Del would actually encourage improv that took place on the streets, in front of unsuspecting people?
Oh my God, he loved it! You know, when I faked my own suicide, Del was on the street literally screaming, “Jump! Jump!” He had always thought our improv group was pretty good, but once we started doing these kind of stunts—we once even staged a fake street revolution, with audience members hitting the streets with lit torches and fake guns—an extra fondness came in. That’s when Del really started knowing our names and caring about what we were doing.
Do you think you ever went too far with these stunts?
I might have done things differently if I could do them over again. There was one time when Scott Adsit [the actor who later played Pete Hornberger on 30 Rock] and I and the rest of our group were performing in front of an audience. This was when Bill Clinton was president. Scott came out and said, “Ladies and gentlemen, I have some terrible news. President Clinton has just been assassinated.” Scott’s a really good actor and he played it very real. The whole crowd completely believed it. We then wheeled out a television to watch the most up-to-date news coverage. We turned it on and NFL bloopers came on—we had already inserted a VHS tape. One of us yelled, “Wait, don’t change it!” The whole cast came out and hunkered down and just started laughing at these football bloopers. The people in the audience slowly began to file out, dazed. That was the end of our show.
And you know, that’s the kind of thing you do when you’re twenty-five or twenty-six. Now that I’m a forty-four-year-old, I think, You can’t do that. What happens if someone starts sobbing? What happens if . . . . There are too many what ifs. But at twenty-six, you’re not quite that compassionate. I’ll now bump into members of the improv group and say, “Can you believe we did that?” But that was part of the process. We were pushing things as far as they could go. And the only reason I accept it now is that there was real satire there: entertainment and silly pop culture trumping real information. But we probably should have popped it. There probably should have been some reveal at the end. Something to clue the audience in to the fact that what they had just seen was staged.
Illustration By Louise Pomeroy
This interview is excerpted with permission.
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