Who'll be the surprise celebrity death of 2013?
People will be surprised when Nelson Mandela dies this year. No one ever sees suicide coming.
AIDS or HPV?
AIDS for sure. I love the 80’s!
So religion still a thing?
Religion will be always be around as long as we have old people and private schools. I’ve always considered myself an Athiest, but I just heard about Apathiesm! An Apatheist is someone who doesn’t care if there’s a God. I’ll be THAT, thank you very much.
Se7en?
Detective. Detective? DE-TECTIVE! You’re looking for me.
Remember jeggings?
Of course I remember jeggings. Denim’s 9/11.
This article was originally published February 2013