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About the app: Fat Guy Nickname Generator
America in the 21st century. It’s never been a better time to be a big fat piece of shit, and we all have no shortage of flabby friends, each of whom clamors for a custom tailored nickname. That’s where the Fat Guy Nickname Generator proves its worth. Programmed with state-of-the-art heavyset alias invention technology, FGNG helps you figure out the perfect term of endearment for the blubbery fatso in your life.
#1 RATED NICKNAME APP
#3 BESTSELLING PLUS-SIZE LIFESTYLE APP
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Push the generate button, and name away!
Reviews From The App Store:
★★★★★ SAVED MY FRIENDSHIP. My BFF (big fat friend) from college and I had found our relationship strained over the years due to infidelity based mistrust and emotional abuse. Well Fat Guy Nickname Generator told me I should call him Tubby and I did. And Tubby and I have never been closer!!
★★★☆☆ Pretty good but I prefer the Obese Person Namer app. Which lets you come up with gender specific names, great for the whale of a woman in your life.
★☆☆☆☆ many nicknames absent. eagerly anticipating this app but disappointed with how few nicknames it has. gave my buddy joe the nickname big joe, couldve come up with that on my own.
Originally published December 2012
