Here are some of the roles in the original pilot script of Children's Hospital that didn't survive the development process for one reason or another:
Pickles
Chief's severely handicapped toddler
Reggie McNeil
A punch-drunk boxer and assistant payroll accountant
Dr. Crotchgrabber
The Dutch Ophthalmologist
The Ant
A superhero with the proportional strentgh of an ant. Also, literally someone's aunt.
"Spleef"
The orderly who's always getting children high
Gacy
Blake's black sheep half brother
Monkey
A wiseass breakdancing monkey with no relation to the monkey on Animal Practice
Joey
From Friends
Brady
The homeless orphan shoeshine boy
"Buff" McCarthy
He's always buffing the floors. In the buff!
Dr. Hans Jackson
The comic relief/child killer
Nurse Cheryl
Really, really big tits
This article was originally published October 2012