- I slept with the groom
- Jeepers, I can't believe you slept with the groom
- Stop sleeping with the groom
- The groom slept with me
- Who's the groom sleeping with tonight?
- That groom sure can give good dicking
- If the groom's here, who's dicking his bride?
- More pie, please.*
*Said while watching the newlyweds consummate the marriage. It takes them out of the moment. Totally fine under normal circumstances.